"Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.\nDonkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling \"Piñata! Piñata!\" What is a piñata, anyway?\nShrek: No, Donkey! I need you to cry."