Rumpelstiltskin: I don't know, not much of a storybook ending. The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres.
Shrek: All that matters is that they're free and Fiona is safe.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw, I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that. But, hey... I guess you can tell her yourself.
Shrek: [seeing her chained up] Fiona! Stiltskin, we had a deal! You agreed to free all ogres!
Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? "By day, one way, by night, another." Blardy, blardy, blar.