Rumpelstiltskin: I got to say, Shrek, I envy you. To live the life of an ogre; no worries, no responsibilities. You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please.
Shrek: Free? Oh, that's a laugh.
Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, yeah?
Shrek: Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again.
Rumpelstiltskin: Well, why didn't you say so? Magical transactions are my specialty!