"Puss in Boots: If he were real, could I do this?\n[Digs claws into Shrek's leg, Shrek tries to hold in his pain]\nShrek: Ah! Oww!\nDonkey: Or this?\n[Kicks Shrek's other leg, Shrek moans]\nShrek: If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.\nDonkey: Now watch this!\nShrek: [Restrains Donkey and Puss] That's quite enough, boys!"