Prince Charming: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend I'm that dreadful ogre?
King: No, no, It's nobody's fault. Perhaps it's best if we just call the whole thing off, okay?
Prince Charming, Fairy Godmother: What?
King: You can't force someone to fall in love!
Fairy Godmother: I beg to differ. I do it all the time!
[pulls out a love potion from her bag]
Fairy Godmother: Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming.
King: Um, no.
Fairy Godmother: What did you say?
King: I can't. I won't do it.
Fairy Godmother: Oh, yes, you will. If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after.
[holds her wand close to Harold's face]
Fairy Godmother: And I can take it away just as easily. Is that what you want? Is it?
King: No.
Fairy Godmother: Good boy.