"Fairy Godmother: We have to go. I have to do Charming's hair. You know, he's all high in the front and he can't reach the back. He always needs someone to take care of the back.\nPrince Charming: Oh, thank you, Mother.\nDonkey: [outside window] Mother?\nShrek: Uh... Mary! A talking horse!\nFairy Godmother: The ogre!"