Princess Fiona: [an arrow is stuck in Shrek's butt] Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.
Shrek: [jumping in pain] Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.
Princess Fiona: Well, I'm sorry, but it... but it has to come out.
Shrek: No, no, it's tender.
[she continues to try and remove it while he tries to stop her]
Princess Fiona: Now, hold on.
Shrek: Would... would you... what you're doing is the opposite of help.