Villager #2: [Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp] Think it's in there?
Villager #1: All right. Let's get it!
Ogre Hunter #3: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Ogre Hunter #2: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread!
Shrek: [chuckles and the villagers saw him] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, they're much worse! They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
Villager #5: [scared] No!
Shrek: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Ogre Hunter #1: [brandishes a torch at Shrek] BACK! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
[Shrek licks his fingers and puts out the torch]
Ogre Hunter #1: Right.
[Shrek roars at the villagers, rendering them petrified for some time]
Shrek: [whispers] This is the part where you run away.
[the villagers flee]
Shrek: [laughs happily] And stay out!